i don’t think she’s mad ??
this is what i tell myself this really isn’t the first time it’s happened so i think she’s used to how pathetic i am at these sort of things. but yeah i still feel incredibly guilty.
i do have reminders on the phone set about 2-3 days ahead of time, but often i still forget about it at the day of the birthday itself.
a. i will try to make up to my aunt next year with an over-the-top gift coz i still can’t look her straight in the eyes these days. welp.
b. i /should/ learn how to bake a cake. but i seriously can’t. because i have a notoriously inept capability to follow recipes. the most contribution i could give in the kitchen is to salivate flaterringly in front of food. that’s it.
c. i tried once to buy gifts and cards for select people ahead of time. it didn’t work. coz i hid the gifts and cards so secretly that i eventually forgot about them. when i did remember that someone’s birthday was coming up, i have totally forgotten where i hid the gift/card.
i am a fantastically terrible person.
it’s not that i don’t value my relatives and friends lol. it’s just that i really really /really/ can’t be arsed to remember birthdays. i would forget mine if i could. unfortunately (?) i have a co-worker whose birthday falls 2 days ahead mine. so when people greet her, i have no choice but to remember mine. and i’m like, oh yeah, it’s you again. and you brought along another year with you. yippee.
i’m so terrible with remembering birthdays.
so terrible that i forgot to greet my aunt on her birthday.
she lives next-door.
she’s my mother’s twin.
Do twins have the same sized dick?
now we’re asking the real questions
As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.
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Rendez-vous demain soir ;-)
see you tomorrow evening ;-)
encontramos mañana por la noche ;-)
hala Madrid !!!
how was everyone’s easter???
i fucked an egg